sábado, novembro 04, 2006

A Razão dos Avisos de Cabine

avisos de cabine
«Senhoras e senhores, o avião está a estabilizar e, em breve, atingiremos a velocidade de cruzeiro. Isto quer dizer que o pessoal que está no cockpit vai descontrair e fumar umas coisas que trouxeram do Havai. Depois de umas seis passas, desligam o piloto automático, tiram as mãos dos comandos e deixam o avião fazer o que entender durante uns minutos. O comandante sugere que mantenham os cintos de segurança apertados a não ser que tenham uma vontade muito grande de ficar com um traumatismo craniano.
O comandante acaba de desligar a luz de obrigatoriedade de manter os cintos apertados. Foi sem querer. O charro que estava a fumar caiu-lhe no colo, e quando se levantou, bateu com a cabeça no botão.
O comandante desligou a luz de obrigatoriedade de manter os cintos apertados mas avisa que é melhor manterem-se atentos porque, às vezes, estes aviões não funcionam tão bem como desejável.
O comandante ligou a luz de obrigatoriedade de manter os cintos apertados outra vez. Também acaba de enfiar meio quilo de nozes pelas narinas acima. Por isso, é melhor serem vocês a decidir o que querem fazer com os cintos.»


George Carlin

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