terça-feira, março 28, 2006

A Razão dos Velhotes Kamikaze

velhotes kamikaze
O Governo desta novela mexicana a que chamamos país prepara-se para inventar mais uma dúzia de taxas e impostos depois de ter visto gorado o seu plano de reforma da segurança social baseado na alteração do código de estrada. Esta alteração, realizada no ano passado, isentava os velhotes de exames médicos que atestassem da sua capacidade para continuar a conduzir. O número de velhotes kamikaze a guiar em sentido contrário nas auto-estradas aumentou dramaticamente desde a última alteração ao código de estrada, cumprindo parcialmente o objectivo do executivo de reduzir o número de pensionistas em Portugal. Infelizmente, os velhotes kamikaze desataram a matar os contribuintes que diligentemente conduzem nas auto-estradas do país, reduzindo assim a receita fiscal e comprometendo a colecta para manutenção das despesas dessa abstracção incómoda que é o Estado.
Esperam-se novas medidas desburocratizantes e com impacto tecnológico (chavões indispensáveis a qualquer medida governamental) para sugar mais dinheiro aos contribuintes que entretanto sobreviveram às razias dos velhotes kamikaze.

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