quarta-feira, julho 27, 2005

A Razão do Bidé

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Existem objectos no nosso quotidiano que são perfeitamente inúteis ou redundantes. Simplesmente porque estamos tão habituados a conviver com eles, não nos apercebemos da sua irrelevância (agora que penso nisto também posso dizer o mesmo de algumas pessoas, mas isso fica para outra Razão).
O bidé é um dos objectos mais estúpidos do planeta – o que não é de admirar se pensarmos que foi inventado por um dos povos mais imbecis à face da terra: os franceses.
Só um povo que não gosta de se lavar poderia ter inventado o bidé (e os perfumes, que têm uma ligação directa com a utilização do bidé – é que lavar os sovacos num bidé não dá assim muito jeito).
O que faz um bidé que não faz melhor uma banheira ou um chuveiro? Para não falar das posições ridículas que fazemos sentados num bidé...
O bidé é o corolário da cultura francesa: uns porcos arrogantes e mal cheirosos, interessados em lavar apenas as partes baixas.
Estou tentado a fazer um take over hostil ao Club Mediterranée, e a substituir todos os bidés por agulhetas de bombeiros; mas tenho medo que depois de lhes tirar a merda toda que têm em cima, não reste nada daquele povo ridículo que fala com a boquinha em «U».

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