quinta-feira, julho 07, 2005

A Razão das Palmas

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Que os portugueses batem palmas sempre que o seu avião aterra já se tinha dito no post anterior. Mas importa reflectir um pouco sobre esta questão. Porquê as palmas? Porquê essa satisfação toda?
- Será porque entraram no avião a pensar que o piloto era um merdas de um maçarico e que o mais provável era despenharem-se todos antes de chegarem ao seu destino?
- Será porque achavam que iam ser desviados por um grupo de somalis radicais, sodomizados a bordo, e atirados contra um edifício qualquer?
- Será uma maneira de demonstrar o alívio de não terem de aguentar mais uma daquelas refeições plásticas servidas a bordo?
- Será porque estão tão excitadinhos por chegarem ao seu local de destino que fazem como as criancinhas «mim gosta! mim gosta!» regaladas com uma prendinha que nunca pensaram ter?
Pessoalmente acho que é tudo isto ao mesmo tempo. O que me leva a pensar porque não alargam esta utilização alarve das palmas a outras ocasiões do seu dia a dia:

Os passageiros de autocarro, comboio, e metro deveriam bater palmas em cada paragem. As viagens seriam muito mais animadas, garanto-vos, principalmente em hora de ponta a tentar fazer uma mão bater na outra num espaço inferior a 3mm.

No restaurante deveriam bater palmas no final de cada refeição, logo a seguir ao café e/ou aos digestivos, mostrando abertamente a sua satisfação ou, pelo contrário, apupar o empregado e todo o staff da cozinha se a coisa não esteve do seu agrado.

No final de um excelente dia de praia, satisfeitos por terem alterado temporariamente a pigmentação da sua pele, e por terem tido a sorte de ficar ao lado daquela morena escultural em topless, mais palmas.

A fazer o check-out do hotel onde passaram algumas noites agradáveis, bater umas valentes palmas ao concierge e ao recepcionista. Poderiam também pedir expressamente a presença da empregada da limpeza na recepção do hotel, só para lhe bater umas palmas pelo excelente serviço de impeza do quarto.

Uma coisa era certa: tudo isto pareceria uma grande festa. Uma festa rídicula é certo, mas mais rídiculo do que já é começa a parecer-me impossível. Palmas!

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